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mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

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DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN

mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN

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videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

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lntruding:

moshi moshi grandpa desu

lntruding:

moshi moshi grandpa desu

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

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surprisebitch:

let him live

surprisebitch:

let him live

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clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

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sappling:

how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

satanlinski:

ejacutastic:

thanks to tumblr i’m seriously up on the latest news ten times faster than anyone else around me it makes me feel so fancy

#the amount of times a day i say ‘yeah i know’ are off the charts #people think i’m well read #i’m just well scrolled

WELL SCROLLED

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