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tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

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flirtytwink:

You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football

(Source: jonasbruhs, via handjob)

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bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

(Source: yunishinoya, via fedorable-patrick)

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ossricchau:

this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”

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ohsomedayy:

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amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

(Source: my-funny-pics, via fedorable-patrick)

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via fedorable-patrick)

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copdoccubus:

5 years ago, my cousin told me she refuses to let her son watch Spongebob because the character seems “kinda gay”, and she doesn’t want him exposed to that because he might turn gay.

Today her 10 year old son is the biggest little Whovian. 

Should

I

Tell

Her?

(via where-is-the-party-going)

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cleffairie:

when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends

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(via where-is-the-party-going)

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charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

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